Russell recieved the priesthood today. He went up to the stand like usual, but he looked at me. I puffed up my cheeks (showing he was fat) and gave him a mean look. I really don't like/love him. He's so annoying, fat, retarded, stupid, a nerd, geek, dork, crybaby, momma's boy, and has 3 friends. I HATE him. (By the way, he says NERD stands for Never Ending Radical Dude) I know, I'll like him when I'm older, but I don't think so. The only thing he's going to be good for is doing fast offerings, so I don't have to do them. When we were driving home, He kicked my suit coat, so I hit, kicked, and punched him. He was ballin crien' like a baby. Erik, Ben, and I were laughing. I was doing that baby voice I do to annoy everyone.

"I Hate Russell" - Jesse Nix