WOW! This years gone by fast.

Today, we saw a movie, called "The Big Green" which is about a soccar team that is really good like Bobby, not me. I probably suck. We also went to a Basketball game, with REALLY good seats! Courtside And we got the tikets for FREE! That's right. Dad got them at work. Pretty neat huh! Me, Dad, Mom, and Erik went. Erik really didn't want to go but he said that 2 late. The other kids stayed at the Ash's.

Today, we invited the Ash's to bowl with us. Russell won. He's pretty good. After we went to the park. I'm always thinking about what Bones is doing. Only if I had a Bike. Only if I had a bike.

Did you konw that its the last Friday of The Year? I still rembember when we first got here in Texas. We've lived in Las Colinas Apartments, Timber Ridge Apartments, 920 Reno Street, to 1717 Shadywood Lane, WOW!

I just found out today that Dad got tikets to a Basketball game, Dallas vs. Houston who won the championship for 1994.

I've been mad or confused or dissapointed? I don't know, that Bones has not Invited everybody over to his house. Today we had pizza at the Park. We took the guns, the Nerf ones and played. Bob's sister, Chesea was there. I knew Bobby was playing with his best friend and the one who lives closest to him, David. Bobs is always at Davids house or David at Bobbys house.

*No, I did not [referring to masterbation]

[PAGE IS TEARED OUT BECAUSE I TALKED ABOUT EXPERIMENTING WITH MASTERBATION AND DID NOT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT]

...I got a new watch (to make up for the one I lost on a camping trip). NBA JAM, not Tournament edition, Just Regular, an Umbro shirt, a 49er jacket and sweatshirt and a stereo. Good Christmas, heh? At 7:00 we went to the Clarks for dessert. Everything was good, exept for me grabbing my penis. And trying to touch my penis with my tongue.

"Two Taco Bells"

We did lots of things today. We went to "Minyard" a store, where we got hot dogs & soda for 10 cents! And we got ballons shaped like a Tazmanian devil. It was cool. Then we came home. I keep worrying that Bones & Bob's & David will play together & I won't, I don't live with everyone.

"Three Double Decker Tacos"

We went to Taco Bell and had these. Mom is SO nice. She is the BEST mom in the world! First, she took us to the movie, then to Taco Bell, to Funco land. Then tonite, Russ & me gave her a massage & things that moms don't get reguraly. I didn't mean to hit Ben today. He hit me for no reason in the "where the sun don't shine." So I was angry & hit him. I was VERY Sorry.

"Four Churros"

!FOUR DAYS!

Today, I got up This morning Thinking, Thinking about Bones & Bobby & all my friends. And who they live close together and I live Far away.

Once I get a bike, It will be much better. Today, I also woke up at 8:00, but took a nap from 11:00 to 3:00, four hours! Thats because I have nothing to do. We also had family home Evening, but It was a movie theater and it was fun.

I had such a good day today. First, I got kissed by the most popular girl in school, then got asked out by her. I Aced my Math, Science, and History Exam. All 100! I became very athletic, just like Bobby, I became more organized. We even got let out at 12:00 Noon today! After that, Bones asked if he could spend the night. I even met a famous person, but I don't rember thier name. A active/modeling scout came by and asked me if I could be on a TV show. What A great day

WOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENNED

"Five Golden Rings"

Today, we DID get out of school at 12:00, I found out that the girl I kinda liked was a lesbian in 6th grade. Gross! After school, I went to Memories with some of my friends. But there were only girls. YES! THAT's about it.

*And I found a quarter in a phone that somebody left for change.

"Six Frito Pies"

I had my English exam today. It was hard. But easier than the Reading. I ound out my Math average. A 91.

In Band, Ms. Haburay asked me to be in Symphonic Band!!!!!!!!!!

Where I should be. She probably thought I was TOO GOOD for Concert. I'm even better than a Eighth grader named Brandon Dorgot. He thinks he's the best Trombone in the section. THINK AGAIN!!!

"Seven Bean Burrito's"

I had my reading exam today. I got an 81. And in english, my paper I wrote that Compared the OJ Simpson trial and the Bruno Hauptmann Trial I got a B-, that's like a 81. Bob's got a 97 on his History Exam & Bones got a 79 on his Reading Exam (C+)

We almost got our CD-ROM working, but we failed in doing so.

In Mrs. Baneys class, we had to guess a number to get a piece of cake, I guessed 47, even though I didn't want it. And I guessed EXACTLY! I couldn't believe it! I eventually gave it Away.

"Eight Enchiladas" <----Mom told me this!

I went to church, had Presidency Meeting. Went to A Christmas Fireside. I wasted this whole weekend. I have Semester Exams, everything we learned since we started school, Ahhhhhhhh! I will probably fail English! I mean, what the use of English. Do we need to know what a Direct object is, or an Intoragive Sentence is? When I get older and hopefully and a doctor or lawyer or poltician, I will think "What a Waste"

PS- The electricty went out, so I did this by candlelight!!

"Nine Guacomoles?!"

Today, I saw "MORTAL KOMBAT." It was pretty cool. After I went to Bones'es house to play Basketball. Bobby & David came over. Bobby & me were on a team, Bones & David were on the other team. Bobby hardly passed it to me, but out of 15 pts, I got 3, Bob's got 11. MAN, I wish I could be him. He has the life. Good at sports, smare, nice family, can manage time well. Can do EVERYTHING better than me. I also went to Ryans Basketball game, which they lost & Ryan split open his stiches. The game was at COPPELL MIDDLE SCHOOL WEST! Ahhhhhhh!

"Ten Ladies Dancing"

We had the Ward Christmas party, and I was a waiter. I had to clean up, serve dinner, moniter The halls, put chairs away, clean up decorations, Take tablecloths off the tables, put tables away and Kevin (thankfully) vaccumed!

You know, I really never told him this but I really do love Russell. Even though I don't show it, I do. In The New Era, 25 anniversy issue, JANUARY 1995, They had a story about a kid who saved his brothers life in the process of killing himself. When I get older (Future Jesse Read New Era), I bet I love him even more.

"Eleven Pipers Piping"

Today, We had a Concert. In concert Band we played "Windhaven Celebration", "Carol of the Magi (MAgI)" and "Santa at the Symphony." In Jazz band we played "Saints go Marchen' IN" and "Birdland", --was the coolest. Even had a little solo. Nothing else. Got Free Pizza a a New Pizza store so they were offering them free. I also got a haircut. I look MUCH nicer.

"Twelve Drummers Drumming"

I know I should be saying this but I got the Star Wars Trilogy! I found my present or Mom asked me not to look, Doh!?

Well today in Jazz Band, we played for The Begginners. They were in awe. Miss Haburay even said "You think you need to practice well to get this good" and since I HARDLY practive I said "NO!" HA! HA! Nothing else much.

2 more weeks (or 13 days) till Christmas. this year, I want a new stereo, a bike, and a jacket. Some more things, but I won't list them all.

Nothing much happened today. Oh, in band, my teacher, not refering to the kids size, said "your to heavy" to a fat kid. Ha Ha! What the teacher ment was that she was playing her bells to heavy and needed to be lighter. That's about it

Cowboys lost yesterday. In the 4th Quarter, Terry Jones Barry Switzer alled the play, and they messed up 2 times! Aha ha Ha Ha!

Cowboys suck!

Oh I better not say suck or Mrs. Baney, mean old witch, will get me in trouble. About 2 months ago I wrote on a paper "English Sucks." Yikes!

oh, Today I had Leap Testing. Missed 2, 4, 5, 6 periods. Tests were hard.

Man, I was mean to Dad. He typed up a report for me and all I did was yell at him. I'm terrible. Why am I so mean? I guess I'll never know. Rember a commandement is "Thoh shalt honour thy father & Mother. Mom is now, 11:14, giving me a lecture "Lisen, Nope, I gave you clean clothes...." blah blah blah blah. Also, we went to the new stake center for stake conference.

Today This day, I Slept till 11:00. Then I went to Eriks Basketball Game which I went home before it started because it was boring. I've stayed up this late 3=1:16AM because we bought Christmas houses, so we've (Mom & I) have been setting them up. It's been fun. Nothing else. We rented a video game. It's called "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Today I babysat for the Clarks. It was fun. There 2 little ones are the cutest. Oh, Also, I got a 100 on Science Test and a 98 on a History Test. I got A 60 on a Math Test. Very sad!

Stayed after school for Band Dress Rehersal. After, Had pizza. Was fun. Nothing else? Hmmm? Oh and Today's Math was hard. Had to go for Tuturing.

Detention wasn't so bad. I had to copy useless information from Coach Mills. (AOUT CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUT OR SOMETHING)

*REMEMBER, my phone # (number) in California was 510-634-2363. Now in Texas its (214) 539-9324.

Today (Notice how many "today's" I've used? Look back) I got a detention for not wearing my uniform on. I hav eto serve it tommorow. Hope I won't have to do push-ups, sit-ups or anything. Just write something: "I will always bring my gym clothes to class (100 times). Presidency Metteing. Had to Babysit for Scouts. Had Mutual. Went around town looking for things. Time is Fast. I'll be writing in this tommorow like that. Soon, I'll be reading this to my kids. Nothing else mucch.

Today I missed school to get a Christmas Tree. While we were at The farm That took us an hour to get I had to go poo. I went to a porto-potty. And is stunk. Why do porto-pottys always stink? Man, i did it as Fast As I could! Nothing else much. I missed sectionals. Doh!

Today (or Yesterday) I had A birthday party. I went to my friends, Nick Cecachi. We saw Ace Ventura 2, When Nature Calls, and had a Sleepover. Bones couldn't come. Bob's was babysitting so he came late. In the morning, we played football Cowboy fans vs. 49ers Fans. Bobby passed to me Once, and Mark thre me down, so I missed it. Then he never passed it to me again. It wasn't fun for a kid bad a sports like me, but fun for an athletic person like Bobby. Bobby said, while we were looking through the yearbook, we said he should be in the most athletic boy. Man, I wish I were more athletic.